Saturday, January 15, 2005
Tsunami Aid versus Live Aid
Like many people, I was able to watch the Live Aid DVD over the holiday season. Now, I am home making boeuf bourguignon to serve for my Golden Globes gathering. In the background, I have the tsunami relief concert on as I stir. I wonder if in twenty years if I will get as sentimental rewatching my Tsunami Relief DVD set? Will I tear up seeing a middle-age Madonna singing Imagine or will I think about the former close friendship of Matt and Ben? Will I wonder what the hell ever happened to Nelly? And where was Phil Collins? He should have come out for Tsunami relief. I need to call now and give some money. I'll have a heart attack if I get Clooney on the phone.
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Sample dialogue:
GEORGE CLOONEY - Tsunami Aid, would you like to make a donation?
NYCBABYLON - Who is this?
GC - This is George Clooney
NYCBLN - No, for real, who is this?
GC - I never kid for charity
NYCBLN - Prove it
GC - Rosemary's my Aunt
NYCBLN - Holly shit it's really you
GC - Now what can you do to help?
NYCBLN - Just answer me one question?
GC - Anything for you babe
NYCBLN - How many members of Ocean's Eleven, or Twelve for that matter, did you sleep with
GC - Oh, I couldn't share that
NYCBLN - I have $500 to go to the relief that says you will
GC - Damn. Okay, all twelve
NYCBLN - You slept with yourself then?
GC - Huh?
NYCBLN - Well, wouldn't you be one of the twelve?
GC - No, ma'am, if I am Ocean, then there are twelve under me (no pun intended)
NYCBLN - Are you sure, I counted twelve including you
GC - I swear
NYCBLN - It's all rather confusing
GC - Isn't it though
NYCBLN - Okay, $400 right?
GC - No, you said $500 ma'am
NYCBLN - Damn, can't put nothing past the Clooney
GC - No you can not
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