Friday, January 07, 2005

Totally Wasting the Pretty

I've been out of commission. I've been in bed since Wednesday night when I actually vomited on a date. I wish I had received a flu shot, because this flu is horrible. If you feel yourself start to get dizzy and then break out in a terrible sweat and then actually vomit, I suggest you get your ass in bed as soon as possible. The date who had to carry me out of the restaurant and take my puking ass home in the cab has yet to call me to see if I am alive. That's just bad form.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Vomit is the new mifepristone