Wednesday, June 01, 2005

The New Black

I just read in the LA Times that Prep School fiction is the "new black." For some reason, this statement just doesn't make sense to me. So, in the spirit of new summer trends, here is what I consider the new black for June 2005.

1. Merled fur is the new black.
2. Bo Bice is the new black.
3. Honest communication is the new black.
4. Pinching asses on the street while drunk is the new black.
5. Cold sores are the new black.

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