Shut Up and Spread 'Em

I'm back in town but slightly traumatized from Christian Slater grabbing my ass over Memorial Day weekend in a bar. (OK, it wasn't exactly Slater who grabbed my ass in a bar last night.) While Slater was getting arrested, I was in York, PA where someone at the bar I was at was seriously wearing a t-shirt that said "Shut Up and Spread 'Em" including a graphic of a nude woman. He also was wearing a fanny back and acid-washed peg-legged Levis. I found this outfit much more offensive than Slater's behavior. This was a guy who should have been arrested by the fashion police.