It has come to my attention through certain contacts that someone I know well is secretly reading this blog, commenting on it profusely and forbidding our friends from telling me that he reads it (and that he also enjoys the podcast.) He is also spreading vicious rumors that Todd is the brain behind the podcast, which is totally false. Why can't he provide support to his friend (me)? Why does he need to keep all of this a big secret?
Here are my initial thoughts:
1. He lost his mind from falling off his high horse one too many times.
2. He wishes he had a cat.
3. He's the agency and I'm the client.
4. I'm the prettier queen.
5. My tits are perkier.