Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Smooth Cruise

I was pleased to learn today that the American Psychiatric Association released a statement against Tom Cruise's additional statements about psychotropic drugs to Matt Lauer on the Today Show. Tom Cruise should stop trying to control the minds of crazy people and concentrate on winning back the heart of his lost love Rob Thomas. Yesterday, I received email gossip that Tom Cruise actually was having an affair with Rob Thomas and was caught by Rob's wife Marisol. To cover up the affair, Tom paid off the Thomas, contracted Katie Holmes for 8 million dollars for five years and is jumping on couches to hide the fact that he went just a little bit crazy for Matchbox 20 singer Rob.

At first I was skeptical about this story, but I was once in a bar in the East Village in the late 90s where Rob Thomas rubbed against my boobs and chatted me up. Based on my own personal history and the kind of men that I usually attract, Rob Thomas could very likely be both secretly gay and crazy!

"It is irresponsible for Mr. Cruise to use his movie publicity tour to promote his own ideological views and deter people with mental illness from getting the care they need," said APA President Dr. Steven S. Sharfstein.

Over the past five years, the nation has more than doubled its investment in the study of the human brain and behavior, leading to a vastly expanded understanding of postpartum depression, bipolar disorder and attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder. Much of this research has been conducted by the National Institutes of Health and the nation's leading academic institutions."

U.S. Newswire : Releases : "American Psychiatric Association Responds to Tom Cruise's Today Show Interview"

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