I woke up this morning realizing my life and the world are never going to be the same. What kind of world do we live in where Tom Cruise is slumming around Rome with C-list Katie Holmes? Perhaps there is a chance for me and Benicio del Toro.
And, how is it possible that Constantine was voted out of Idol before cheeseball Federov and pigface Savol?
Is Osama behind all this because I'm in terror thinking that there are people that actually vote for Federov and Pigface and want them to win.