What Not to Wear on Halloween

For those of you ladies who are last minute and do not have a Halloween costume yet, I advise you to NOT dress up as Anna Wintour. While Anna is an easy, comfortable and clever costume, you will be lost among a display of tits, ass and big hair in various angel, nurse, Paris Hilton and prostitute disguises. If, however, you want EVERY gay man to come up to you and start chatting with you, then I say go as Anna. Just remember gay men don't buy drinks for straight girls dressed up as Anna Wintour.