Caught with Pussy

OK, last night I was out with Max, and this woman I never saw before in my life comes up to us sitting on our favorite bench on the corner of Bleeker and Morton. This woman somehow knows Max and asked, "Is that Max who used to live in the restaurant?" Then she said that she read about us on the Web. She explained how her friend emailed her some article about me and Max and that we were the "famous waitress" and "famous cat" of the West Village. I have no idea to what article she was referring, but I'm kind of freaked out. Please alert me if you know about this article. This is not the kind of press I need to be receiving right now.