Madame Award: Liftetime Achievement

Sex and the City 2 is just plain horrible and almost unwatchable. The only award the movie wins is that Sarah Jessica Parker is will now be given the honorary MADAME HALL OF FAME award. Throughout her costume changes, she exemplifies all the glamour of the greatest marionette of all time, MADAME. From her makeup to her headscarves, Sarah Jessica Parker's wooden self-centered acting throughout the entire movie will remind you of the beauty and fashion of Madame. Congrats, SJP.

Emmy's 2009 Madame Award

The winner of the 2009 Emmy Madame Award is......

Cicely Tyson!

The 2009 Golden Globes Madame Award

It's that special post-awards show moment where I name the celebrity that most embodies the glamour and spirit of the greatest puppet of all time-Madame!

2008 Annual Oscar Madame Award!

Each year, I award the Madame Award which awards the celebrity who most captures the glamour and sass of the greatest puppet of all time Madame. This year was a close tie between Nicole Kidman and John Travolta, but Max and I agree John really captured the wooden glamour and bawdiness of Madame! Congrats, John!

New Year's Madame

Perez Hilton has jumped on the Babylon Madame bandwagon and pointed out that Posh aka Victoria Beckham put her Madame on as she stepped out for New Year's Eve.

Madame is a Whore!

The greatest puppet of all time Madame was spotted with Matthew Broderick in the Hamptons. I wonder if SJP knows that her husband is running around behind her back.

Madame Award: The 2007 Oscars

As I do for every award show, I'm ready to name the celebrity that embodies the style and spirit of the greatest puppet ever-Madame! Following in the footsteps of such greatness and Jennifer Lopez, MK Olsen and Jack White, the winner of the 2007 Academy Madame Award is....


Congratulations to Jack Nicholson, winner of the 2007 Oscar Madame Award!

Madame Award: Grammy's

I had a difficult time determining the winner of the Madame Award for the Grammy's since Prince took his hat out of the ring. So, the winner of the 2007 Grammy Madame Awards is...

Jack White most recalls the glamour and attitude of all that is Madame!

It's Really Madame and Me!

On account of all my recent posting, I was invited to go meet Madame in person! Of course, I made Todd go with me for the greatest photo op of all time with Madame!

SAG Awards: Madame Award

And the SAG Madame Awards goes to....



Ellen Pompeo most embodied the marionette glamour and attitude of the great Madame!

Golden Globes: Madame Award

I've created a brand new award surrounding any award show. The award is the official "NYCBABYLON Madame Award" where the celebrity attending either the show or an afterparty most embraces the style and glamour of the puppet Madame. JLO won for the MTV Music Awards and for the 2007 Golden Globes the winner is.....

Mary-Kate Olson is this year's 2007 Golden Globe winner of the NYCBABYLON MADAME AWARD!

I Miss Madame!

My friends all know that I have always been a big fan of Madame. After seeing JLo last night at the VMA's, I can't stop thinking about how I miss her bawdy puppet humor. Growing up, I used to watch Madame's Place with my mom when we couldn't sleep at night. She claims she never liked the program, but I distinctly remember watching this with her late at night in the early 80s. Madame also appeared on Solid Gold and on the Hollywood Squares. I think my early love of Madame was an early indicator that I would one day become a fag hag. When my sister and I went to see the AIDS quilt, we actually made a special visit to Wayland Flowers' square. Thank god for YouTube because I was able to track down a snippet from the show. Like JLo, I'm going to pay my respects to the greatest diva of all-time---Madame!

It's Madame's Place!

Last night at the VMA's, JLo officially joined a special group of celebrities inspired by the greatest puppet of all time Madame!