Tuesday, January 13, 2004

Burning Bladder

For the first time in my life, I'm suffering from the dreaded "burning bladder." Since is the first time I've ever experienced what my doctor actually referred to as "a result of too much nookie," here is a list of symptoms and clues to detect burning bladder before it turns to a kidney infection:
1. You find yourself having to pee every second, except no pee comes out and when it does, it feels like you have to pee again immediately.
2. You faint on your bedroom floor and don't really care when your cat attacks you.
3. The guy you suddenly decide you like who has been calling you suddenly stops calling you leaving you up to suffer in solitude.
4. You have bad pains in your lower back.

I don't feel like writing more because I don't feel well.

Monday, January 12, 2004

Please Nominate Me for A Street Name

Considering the amount of time I spend on my block, don't you think that the corner of Morton and Bleeker should be named after me? Please submit your nominations on my behalf.