Tuesday, May 09, 2006
In what has to be the best gossip, I've heard in a long time, Jennifer Anniston supposedly wants to buy Mr. T's house located in Illinois so she can live closer to Vince Vaughn. Man, I wish I could buy Mr. T's house. First of all, a few years ago he pissed off all his neighbors by cutting down all the trees in his yard because they were affecting his allergies. Plus, I wouldn't even have to decorate because I imagine the interior is so opulent that I wouldn't want to touch it. I picture shiny gold chandeliers in every room. Plus, I think living in the positive karma of Mr. T would bring luck to any woman.