Today, this cat's stayin' indoors.
While my owner gallivants all over the tropics, I get stuck in Category 6: Day of Destruction.
Lucky for me Lifetime Television for Women, gay men, and cats is showing hour long blocks of Golden Girls, Reba, and Still Standing. I'm not quite sure what that last show is, but I'm a sucker for fat guy/skinny wife shows.
Max, the cat