nycbabylon: February 2013

It's Oscar Time. Before the show starts at 8:30, here's a rundown of my thoughts.

1. Yes, I still can't stand Guiliana The Panda but Ryan Seacrest is becoming equally annoying.2. I don't have one favorite film this year. I secretly loved Life of Pi. I will be happy if Argo or Silver Linings Win. I think Speilberg is a hack.3. I could give a rat's ass about Seth McFarland. I don't know how he got this job.4. Are people telling Kelly Osbourne that her hair looks good that shade? She's kept it like that for over a year.5. There needs to be some new stylists in Hollywood. All these girls look the same.6. Bradley Cooper is my new favorite male star. HOT.7. I want Ang Lee to win best director and I'm sad Richard Parker wasn't nominated.

Jane Fonda gives me a major Dynasty flashback.8:22Kristen Chenoweth is annoying the hell out of me but it's good to see Rene Zellweger is still alive. Don't care for the dress though.

8:30
Show started. Don't get Seth McFarland
. Who is this guy? These jokes suck.

The boobs song was demeaning, sexist and upsetting.

Samuel Jackson's face is priceless.

8:56
Travolta in the house!

What is happening here?

9:03
Richard Parker broke my heart when he went into the jungle. Seth McFarland is a huge douchebag. I'd be a better host.

Love Samuel Jackson's attitude. Life of pi wins the award for making me cry the hardest in 2012.

This dude looks better than Hathaway.
9:21
I am so disgruntled with the host that in having trouble enjoying this.

9:30
I never understood the fascination with James Bond.

9:53
Now I'm excited! Musical tribute!